said something cruel i can't say i quite regret it
dm me for my email

u either chill with me or without me.. but u have to chill either way. that’s what i always say.

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why are three of you utenaposting at once it’s too much :’|

i m normal i just meow sometimes in my room alone because i have the feline spirit

ive been awake since 11pm it’s doing weird things to my time perception im like it’s evening it’s late i need to still work out and do all this reading and meanwhile it’s not even noon yet. i keep falling alseep at 4pm though today i will really try to make it till 9 or 10

i like that we’re born knowing nothing and have to spend the rest of our lives reintergrating ourselves with the world socially emotionally culturally historically & physically. and not only do we have to but we want to. very desperately.

iamoutofideas:

whay if they made the tiniest thing

BTW i went through hell last week because all my dad’s friends know me as his daughter in amsterdam who studies linguistics and every old uncle thinks they know allllll about linguistics because they speak 2 hindi and english and i tried to be nice and answer questions but they were driving me insane truly! worst thing is when you know something about your own damn field and someone just refuses to listen because they also speak human language which obviously also makes them an expert. im not going to talk to anyone about orthography ever ever.

theelusiveemily:

men don’t know how to treat a blogger chick nowadays .

Anonymous asks:

My car seat vibrates if you drift out of the lane without the signal on, found out I can cum from that 😏


10001gecs:

can you imagine getting smushed into a paste on the 101 because some twink is too cheap to buy a vibrator and decided to merge into you

xoxothickbitch:

What do you mean you have other mutuals 😞

onlinebeast:

Ant #189,709,928,171 of Anthill #599,198,417 has just been promoted to Lance Corporal

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had to shower in my grandparents bathroom today and they actually use the 18-in-1 dr bronners soap… it’s covered in little sentences about god??

we did make out on mdma once to see if it was actually as good to make out on mdma as we’d heard but it wasn’t. it was shockingly disappointing.

Anonymous asks:

you and your roommate sound like youve fucked for sure


this is a really weird thing to send to a stranger on anon about a relationship they have irl with someone btw.

i hate that you can no longer access your drafts or followers from the dashboard now.

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